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Nikoga nisam nazivala marginalcima!

Nikoga nisam nazivala marginalcima!

Političari misle o izborima, ja kao državnica mislim o budućim...

Smišljeni napad na Predsjednicu

Smišljeni napad na Predsjednicu

Puno je nedobronamjernih koji su sudjelovali u pripremi dočeka...

Vratio se Vučić na puškomet od Gline

Vratio se Vučić na puškomet od Gline

Nakon što je Vučićeva propagandna bagra otišla u Srbiju...

Previše glume, teatralnosti, patetike...

Previše glume, teatralnosti, patetike...

Umjesto pozitivne, nad Hrvatima u Srbiji, nastavljena negativna izborna...

Hrvatska naspram Srbiji danas

Hrvatska naspram Srbiji danas

Nadam se da će se Srbi u budućnosti odreći...

  • Nikoga nisam nazivala marginalcima!

    Nikoga nisam nazivala marginalcima!

    četvrtak, 15. veljače 2018. 16:43
  • Smišljeni napad na Predsjednicu

    Smišljeni napad na Predsjednicu

    četvrtak, 15. veljače 2018. 16:36
  • Vratio se Vučić na puškomet od Gline

    Vratio se Vučić na puškomet od Gline

    četvrtak, 15. veljače 2018. 19:29
  • Previše glume, teatralnosti, patetike...

    Previše glume, teatralnosti, patetike...

    četvrtak, 15. veljače 2018. 16:32
  • Hrvatska naspram Srbiji danas

    Hrvatska naspram Srbiji danas

    srijeda, 14. veljače 2018. 12:38

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