Uzaludno okupljanje

 
 
Zašto se vino zove iločko? Jer se pije i loče.
Zašto se vinopije i rakijaši toliko vole? Jer su mokra braća.
Zašto je ukinuto unosno zanimanje klistirolog? Ukinut je neprofitabilan fakultet.
Zašto se tako mlada želiš udati? Želim dobivati zasluženu redovitu porciju.
Zašto se apostoli nosili bradu? Nisu imali Braun.
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Martin Jakšić