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Gafovima do pobjede za predsjednika

Gafovima do pobjede za predsjednika

Milanovićevu marketinškom vraču Borisu Maleševiću...

Glas za Plenkovića - glas za Istanbulsku konvenciju

Glas za Plenkovića - glas za Istanbulsku konvenciju

Birači HDZ-a nisu birali koaliciju sa SDSS-om i...

Plenković: ITAS ne smije opstati!

Plenković: ITAS ne smije opstati!

Nakon što je eutanazirao članstvo HDZ-a, provodi diktaturu sličnu...

Plenković mora otići...

Plenković mora otići...

Plenković je katastrofa za Hrvatsku kao predsjednik Vlade i predsjednik...

Mrziteljima smeta i istarska himna

Mrziteljima smeta i istarska himna

Pa zar im i smeta i Krasna zemljo Istro...

  • Gafovima do pobjede za predsjednika

    Gafovima do pobjede za predsjednika

    četvrtak, 13. veljače 2020. 09:07
  • Glas za Plenkovića - glas za Istanbulsku konvenciju

    Glas za Plenkovića - glas za Istanbulsku konvenciju

    četvrtak, 13. veljače 2020. 09:02
  • Plenković: ITAS ne smije opstati!

    Plenković: ITAS ne smije opstati!

    četvrtak, 13. veljače 2020. 08:52
  • Plenković mora otići...

    Plenković mora otići...

    četvrtak, 13. veljače 2020. 08:42
  • Mrziteljima smeta i istarska himna

    Mrziteljima smeta i istarska himna

    četvrtak, 13. veljače 2020. 08:33

Dajmo ženama – muška prava

 
 
Bio je dobričina koji ne bi ni buhu mogao zgaziti.
 
Bogati su uvijek nečega gladni, a siromašni svega siti.
http://www.sbplus.hr/_Data/Galerija/150714105156211.jpg
Bolesti ima svakakvih, ali je najbolja – skleroza.
 
Bolje je biti opančar nego papučar.
 
Branitelja ima dvije vrsti: bivši i sadašnji.
 
Budući da su se žene izborile za ženska prava, sada bi bio red da se izbore i za muška.
 

Martin Jakšić

Komunistička tvornica - fašista

 
 
Prije su se kleli u Tita i partiju. Pa su onda prešli na antifašizam. Sada ubrzano rade na proizvodnji… fašista.
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Stalno im se klima stolica. Vrijeme im je za ubrzane promjene smjera politike. Za početak… od Tita do Tuđmana.
 
Bliže se novi izbori. Proširenje Remetinca je neminovno.
 
Divovskim koracima grabe naprijed. U svoju sigurnu budućnost. Već su im se i gaće napunile.
 

Vera Primorac

Sirotinja i tajkuni

 
 
APETITI
Sa  svojim  Velikoguzjem  sjeo  je  na dva  stolca,
preciznije – fotelje.
 
UGROŽENI
Majko  mila,  što  si  me  rodila...
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POVLAŠTENI
Da  se  opet  rodim  ja,
odabro  bih  opet  isto...
 
DEBELI  I  MRŠAVI
Debeli  ne  može  hodati  od  debljine
a  mršavi  od  gladi...
 
GLADNO  I  PRAZNO
I nije  neki  problem  kad  je  gladnjak
praznog  želudca
već  kad  je  uz  to  i  praznog  džepa.
 
NEPISMEN  U  „POGREŠNOJ“  TRGOVINI
Dok  je  zbrojio  do  dvadeset
već  su  za  njega  zbrojili  -  do  trideset!
 
SIROTINJA  I  TAJKUNI
Ako  je  točna  ona - „Sirotinjo,  i  Bogu  si teška...“
Što  nam  ostaje;  Slaviti  naše  tajkune!
 
PROGRESIVNO – POSESIVNO
LIPA – lipa,  KUNA – lipša,  EURO – najlipši...
 
OTAC  SINU  RASIPNOME
Zar  i  ti  sine  BRUTE,
opelješi  me  -  BRUTTO!
 
 
LOGIKA  SIROMAŠKA
Bez  računa  se  ne  računa,
a  s  računom,  ne  moš  brate
ni  do  sredine mjeseca...
 
O  NOVCU,  BURGIJI,  MORALU  I  SMEĆU
Novac  vrti  gdje  burgija  neće;
I  „najmoralnijeg“  pretvara  u  smeće.
 
PRIVREDA  U  LIJEPOJ  NAŠOJ
Privreda,  poljoprivreda,
sve  je  to  nekako  isto...
 
KUPOVNA  MOĆ  U  HRVATA
Bećar: - Idem  šorom  cipela  mi  tijesna...
Još  veći  bećar: - Preko  mora  i  planina,
preko  brda  i  dolina,  preko  bara  i  sveg  mulja
mene  nema  što  da  žulja...
Od  srama  ne  mogu  dignut  nos
jer  vam  ljudi  idem – BOS!
 
ILUSTRACIJA  DIVLJEG  KAPITALIZMA
Sit  i  nezasit.
 
KONTRASTI
„Veliki“  i  slavni,  ovjenčaše  se  lovorovim  vijencem,
„mali“  i  ponizni – trnovom  krunom.
 
ZAKLJUČNE  KONTRADIKCIJE
Optimist  Tugomir
i  pesimist  Vedran,
 

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